citizen: it's a plane!
*superman flies down with kryptonite between his teeth*
superman: it's a metaphor
i dont know what my aesthetic is but im pretty sure it’s exactly this tweet
White girl: What are you?
Me: White & Latino
White girl: Lol you don’t look Latin. Anyway, I’m an 1/8th Cherokee, part dutch, irish, my ancestors helped settle Haiti so im technically Haitian, 1/12 crunchwrap supreme
one time i forced my mom to play pokemon for at least half an hour and all she did was catch a butterfree and name it lowfat
Lettuce Bacon Green beans Tomato Ally sandwich
This is so relevant to my life.
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lol i havent been practicing flute much so i suckkkk rn but w/e this was fun50 plays
I can’t remember where I heard this, but someone once said that defending a position by citing free speech is sort of the ultimate concession; you’re saying that the most compelling thing you can say for your position is that it’s not literally illegal to express.
wow i’m a teenager trying to figure out this horrifying dystopian world with minimal resources and constant terror while frequently fighting just to stay alive you know what i really have time for
a love triangle